Half-Price Heroes: tHE kING’S Biscuits

A massive golden castle, looking a bit like cheese in it's architecture.
A glowing golden book with arcane green magic flames coming off of it. The book is on a table, surrounded by golden lamps.

King REGGIE’S sECOND hELPING, STOLEN?!

Sir Bullstein, the disgraced ex-captain of the Lionsguard agrees to join the manipulative bard Beverly the One-Eyed on a morally gray job for coin. Their task? to slay the absolute moron that disrupted famished and characteristically wrathful King Reggie’s breakfast.

However, instead of earning easy Jimmynickels, the party uncovers a much deeper, more sinister, and less trivial danger to the flourishing land of Jimmyville — one they are not suited to deal with.

Can Bullstein and a band of untrained, hilariously dysfunctional rejects take down a self-proclaimed genius and his vegetarian cult?

Well, come find out.

Because that’s literally the premise of this book!

Half-Price Heroes: The King’s Biscuits is loosely set to release in late August 2024, but if you’d like to follow the project and see some of the exclusive sneak peek content in advance, sign up for the Jimmyville Gazette Newsletter. You can also follow Half-Price Heroes on the official Half-Price Heroes Facebook Page.